


Due to the depressant nature of alcohol, the brain and the body are unable to communicate properly. It’s not you, it’s the booze ( most of the time). Plus, you’ve got a best friend who goes with you everywhere and who always, always has great ideas for fun things to do.īut one major drawback to being a male – aside from the near-100 percent certainty that you will at some point in your life be kicked in the balls – is the tragic phenomenon that is known as whiskey dick.īut guess what: whiskey dick isn’t just for us guys anymore.Įnter the phenomenon known as “whiskey clit.”įor those guys (who claim to be) unfamiliar with whiskey dick, it’s something that occurs when a penis owner has a bit too much to drink and is unable to perform when a sexual opportunity arises – but he doesn’t. You never have to worry about getting pregnant, you can pee virtually anywhere – and even write your name in the snow. Let’s be honest, there are a lot of great things that go with having a penis. Let’s talk whiskey clit, the female equivalent of whiskey dick.
